Is there anybody who, in scary/stressful situations, hears a choir of people singing dramatic music at them?
4 out of 5 stars
The Time Traveler's Wife
That actor looks like an older version of Shia LaBeouf. Also I don't like Rachel McAdams (her face). Also I'm really excited for Shia LaBeouf to get older. He's going to play Richard Gere parts but better. Also I was hoping that the title was going to be more metaphorical than literal.
3 out of 5 stars
I Hate Valentine's Day
Top notch romantic comedy -strong title. Upset about it staring the same lead actors from My Big Fat Greek Wedding. He's gotten less attractive, she's gotten slightly more attractive. Utterly predictable -bonus points for the 5 days thing. Comedies have to occur over short periods of time. It won't be as good as My Big Fat Greek Wedding which Colleen thinks is autobiographical for the actress.
4 1/4 out of 5 stars
Where the Wild Things Are
mmm! Tom Hanks is in it, that's good. Fabulous casting of the little boy. Weird wild things - pedophiles dress up for halloween? Forrest was definitely more exciting in the book. Like Jungle. This looks like someone's backyard. Parental problems? We don't need that kind of plot filler.
2 3/4 stars out of 5
Inglourious Basterds
First. Is Brad Pitt serious? And what was Adolf Hitler doing in that two second clip exactly? I'm interested. I would watch this.
4.5 out of 5 stars
