The CHERPUMPLE

"dessert version of the TURDUCKEN"

"This cake has pie crust in it..."

Happy Birthday Colleen, I made you a CHERPUMPLE pie-cake!

Colleen's Birthday Wish

I Have PSD from Hyperakt on Vimeo.

Colleen used to wish for jedi powers on her birthday. Would IRL photoshop be even better??

Roommate Quiz!

Someone needs to tell Colleen to stop smoking in bed so much. Let it not be me.

WAffles deserve Respect Too.

Sometimes people just don't take waffles seriously. Sometimes people don't give waffles their warranted comedic justice.

IRL example of waffle respect FAIL:


That's why Colleen is forming a new club called WAffles deserve Respect Too (WART).
If you too are dedicated to people recognizing the need to treat waffles as the best and most awesome of all things, share your thinks with Colleen.

Latest in Waffle News

Colleen is tired of drinking syrup out of traditional waffles with many shallow indentations. Luckily the new *Waffler* waffle iron makes waffles in shot cup form, so Colleen can OD on syrup in much less time. And Colleen thinks that is awesome.

Marshmallow Fondant

August 17, 2010

Dear Sir/Sir-ette:
Please stop leaving all of this chewed bubble gum on my property. I am running out of uses for it.

Kindness & such,
COLLEEN