As the holiday season approaches, you are likely wondering what presents Colleen would most like to receive so that you might acquire them for her in a timely manner. Please take note of the following public service announcement, where in you will find a list of gifts YOU SHOULD NOT GET COLLEEN. Just to be clear, NONE of the following gifts need be purchased and gifted to Colleen.
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The Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You: A Guide to Self-Diagnosis for Hypochondriacs
*Because I'm getting her an awesome falcon for christmas and she's more of a one-falcon kind of person, no offense to two and three-falcon people.
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