New Year

Colleen doesn't make resolutions for herself because there is no point in improving upon the perfect.

Instead, Colleen is thinking of some resolutions for the dedicated readers of this blog so that they can become more like her:

Mom- Do more girl pushups and less real ones so that you lose a lot of arm strength.

Kelly- Find me a new roommate for when you move out. (also: sarcastic comments about athletic ability, size of calf muscles puny in comparison to own)

Megan- Be less spastic, have delicate soft baby doll hands by next winter. Also, graduate from high school next year to catch up.

Michael Patterson- Go to Hawaii less. What does he think he's doing with that?

Eli Hoseman- Do some more dishes. Control your cat, it runs around much too freely. Become a better ultimate player, I mean really. He should not be afraid to show his mediocre teeth in photos and stop making the exact same silly face every time.

Scott Andrews- Try to have a more symmetrical face, I mean really. (photographic evidence upon request) You need to up your cool factor now that you're not in a band anymore -other than growing a mustache.

Dad- more sincerity in speaking habits.

Megan- less sincerity in speaking habits.

Jessa- grow a little taller, work of abdominal and leg muscles as they seem to lack endurance in pillow-pet retrieval games. Avoid picking up bad habits from Kelly.

Brewski- You have disturbing dreams. Work on that.

Tschuna- Come back and make the world right again.